nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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