just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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