There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
this just has baby written all over it
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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