isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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