: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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