cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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