Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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