I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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