It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
