gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
