he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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