I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
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she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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