He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
