i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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