I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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