You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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