My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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