there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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