So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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