The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
No more Irish car bombs ever.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
