I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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