Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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