Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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