Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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