this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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