Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
