ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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