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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?

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• (585): View more from New York

  So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.

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• (914): View more from New York

  vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.

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• (585): View more from New York

  He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole

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• (310): View more from California

  You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.

  (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.

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