So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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