We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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