She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Still dying that you shit outside
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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