on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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