Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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