well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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