He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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