i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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