lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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