So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
its not stalking. its research.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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