i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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