ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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