i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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