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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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