your parents love me but you hate me
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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