Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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