Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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