When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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