Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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