Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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