Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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