You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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